Exciting Opportunity Awaits!


We are thrilled to announce that you have been selected for an exclusive opportunity at MEDIOCRE, the award-winning laboratory renowned for its mind-altering experiments, including the SMASH HIT and DOES NOT COMMUTE.

Subject: Explore the Microverse


Join top scientists from around the globe as you delve into the fascinating world of the microverse using the revolutionary Beyondium engine.

Congratulations!


Thanks to your participation in the Mediated Intern Opportunity Colocation Research (MEDIOCRE) program, you have been granted an exclusive chance to work with the Beyondium mkII—the latest in computerized quantum disentanglement technology.

Your Role


You will have unlimited and unsupervised access to the Beyondium mkII Quasi-Fibonacci De-Unfocusing Vectorscope Terminal. Through the innovative phase-distorted intermodulation inference, you will be able to:



  • Manually disentangle the complexities of the microverse.

  • Sort through the macroscopic existence of various quantum states.

  • Engage in groundbreaking research that pushes the boundaries of science.

Claim Your Opportunity


Press the appropriately labeled button below to seize your chance at the understated glamour of life as a lab technician intern.



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